A soft, lightweight tee that carries attitude and comfort in equal measure. The front shows a cheeky photoreal dachshund cradling a mug — glasses, earnest eyes, morning-café energy — while the back bursts with neon retro art: palm trees, tropical hues, and a bold middle-finger emblem framed by the words “SALTY DAWGS.” Wear it to signal playful sarcasm without sacrificing easy, all-day comfort. The breathable cotton keeps you cool whether you’re layering for a skatepark run, grabbing coffee with friends, or wandering a late-night boardwalk. It’s a casual statement piece for people who prefer humor with edge and clothes that feel lived-in from the first wear.

Product features
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends) — lightweight and breathable
- Ribbed crew neckline and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams for better fit and structural support
- Retail fit with a soft, super-light fabric (≈4.2–4.3 oz/yd²) great for layering
- Tear-away label removed during fulfillment; printed neck label applied

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean